allisoncr33p: thebusiness-bitch: The Office Season 5, Episode 1 deleted scene oh my god! hahahahahahahahaha Ryan crying hahahaha Love B.J. Novak
My apartment is getting awfully empty...
I’ve lived in New York City for a year, six months of that was alone. I’d never lived alone before. I’m the kind of person who doesn’t require a lot of alone time. You will very rarely ever hear me say “I need to be alone right now.” I can count a handful of times I’ve ever said it in my life. But finally living alone was such a breath of fresh air,...
The first 30 seconds of this. He is so great. “Oh my God, I can’t say that.”
I waste a lot of time thinking about a person I...
Just watched Something Borrowed. Ethan
Rachel: I didn't want him to pick me by default.. I want to be someone's first choice.
Ethan: Yeah, you are.
Rachel: Yeah, I know what you're saying.. "Not his first choice."
Ethan: Maybe you're someone's first choice.
Ethan: What? You never wondered about me? I don't know how to say this, um.. God, Rachel, I like you. I've always liked you. When another guy came in the picture, I liked you even more. You are.. home, for me.
Rob makes my heart happy. “I’ve managed to have my shirt on the whole series, how can I wear a T-shirt in the sea? Or a onesie?”
New York you know you make my heart skip...
My heart hurts today.
Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.– Malachy McCourt
allisoncr33p: yourfavoriteredhead: 15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Product Recall” Highlights Jim’s outfit, of course Pam’s look as he walks in, clearly super impressed, super turned on “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” “WHAT IS GOING ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” “IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!” “MICHAEL!” Okay but...
EVERYONE! PLEASE LEARN THE DEFINITION OF NONPROFIT...
Nonprofit: A business organization that serves a public interest. Nonprofits, contrary to their name can make a profit, but they cannot be designed primarily for profit making. The key difference between a for-profit business and a nonprofit is that for-profit companies return their profits to the owners, investors, and share holders. With a nonprofit, any money that is left after the organization...
I'm going to be 24 in less than a month. Gross. My...
"And I thank God for the catfish..."
angelajeanx3: I wake up and I’m sober, don’t...
it’s not that we didn’t love each other, it’s just love wasn’t enough. so i...– (via lauralizzy)
Finally got around to watching 127 Hours. I almost...
I spent the past hour researching safaris in South...
franel asked: hey chloe, gotta ask: have u read the catcher in the rye?
I might quit watching Trueblood. All the panther and witch stuff is ruining it for me.
YOU OWE ME A PLAQUE!– Andy
I've grown quite accustomed to the mess. To all...
Blah. I wanna see you. And hug you. And kiss you....
I pray that I run into the lead singer of Envy on...
I rarely drink. But today is one of those days where I’d love to go to happy hour and drink 10 margaritas. Actually, I’d like to just swim in a pool filled with margarita mix and tequila. It’s been one of those weeks.
You're an asshole. Just wanted you to know.