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You are married. You have children. It is completely inappropriate for us to be friends. I have no desire to be friends with you or have you know anything going on in my life. Stop sending me friend requests on Facebook. Stop blowing up at me for not accepting them. Of course telling me to “Fuck off” is the PERFECT way to get me to be friends with you.

Bottom line, there is absolutely no reason or need for us to be friends. We could have tried to be acquaintances but you had to be creepy and randomly look at my photos and like ones from years ago almost every day. You had to send me weird messages that were unnecessary. And then to put the icing on the cake you went ballistic texting me when I removed you from my Facebook.

YOU ARE MARRIED. YOU HAVE THREE CHILDREN. LEAVE ME ALONE.